Use of Odorants to Treat Male Impotence
Patent No. 5,885,614
Issued: March 23, 2000
Inventor: Alan R. Hirsch, Chicago IL
This patent provides an alternative to Viagra® - all you need to do is sniff! The patent teaches that smelling certain combinations of odors will increase effective blood flow in certain parts of the male anatomy (sorry to be vague, but this is a family website, after all...). The odors can be administered by scented cloths, sprays, or scratch-and-sniff patches.
The list of materials the inventor says will work most effectively will make you want to avoid the bakery, on your first date, anyway:
Lavender and pumpkin pie
Doughnut and licorice
Pumpkin pie and doughnut
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